So I decided that today I would write a fast list of 10 good reasons to be blind. The wedding has things crazy around here but I got a break for this.
1. The sun is never is my eyes.
2. With no use for lightbulbs I can save a fortune on my electricity bill(Except for when someone turns the light on in my room and doesn't tell me and I sleep with it on all night).
3. My personal bubble is tiny, if it isn't in contact with my body it doesn't bother me.
4. I never have to watch the Bacholorette with Jesse. Even if I am in the room.
5.I can promise my wife to be that I will never check out another girl and actually keep the promise.
6. Someday when I can actually go under the water I won't have to wear goggles or close my eyes.
7. Nothing ever looks moldy, and with my messed up taste food will be fresh forever!
8. I am safe from the "Does this make me look fat?" question.
9. I now have more gadgets than James Bond.
10.I am never tempted by the candy at the check out line at the grocery store.
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Michael you are so hilarious! and always amaze me we love you!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! That was hysterical.... My co-workers think I've lost it cause I'm laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteMichael, You are a champ. And you are safe until you get to reason #8. "Does this make me look fat?"... The question will now be "Do these jeans make my butt FEEL fat?"
ReplyDeleteYou have a wonderful sense of humor!!! Loved it :) I completely agree with #4 ( the Bachelorette) you for sure are not missing anything!! The Bachelor is even worse!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes to you and your "soon to be" beautiful wife :)